That reminds me of another piece of pop medical advice:
How to Recognize a Nervous Breakdown:
Sometimes symptoms of a nervous breakdown are difficult to identify. Doctors say any bystander can recognize a nervous breakdown, simply by observing the following activity:
Patient walks in to a Hell's Angels bar, stands on a table, and loudly says "All pussy bukers suck",
Dial 911 immediately.
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Ahhhhhh,How to Recognize a Stroke:
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. A stroke victim may suffer permanent brain damage when people fail to recognize what's happening. Now, doctors say any bystander can recognize a stroke, simply by asking three questions:
* Ask the individual to smile.
* Ask him or her to raise both arms.
* Ask the person to speak a simple sentence.
I was staring at the price tag of a new R1200RT when the salesman walked up and asked me those exact things. I thought he was nuts, but apparently he was trying to save my life!
I think you will be seeing alot of smiling and raised arms at BMW dealers this year. Kinda like you are being robbed and are happy about it.
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