Anyway, up ahead is a truck with a very overloaded trailer hauling hay bales. As I come near, I prepare accelerate a little extra to minimize my time next to him (like I do trucks) when I notice a bulge on the left side of his load. At that moment, he hit a bump and . . . . WOW, two or three hay bales are ejected right into my lane, right in front of me!
OH CRAP! (I actually said something different in my helmet!). A mirror check moments before had assured me I had no one close behind, so I grabbed the brakes - with no hope of stopping in time - to give me a split second to judge which way the bales were bounding. When it looked like they were staying in the lane, a quick push on the left bar to get to the apron (and near the guardrail!) then a quick push on the right and I am clear.
As I flashed past the truck, I caught a quick glimpse of his horrorified face looking in the the mirror. Which probably matched my own!
Ya'll be careful out there, even on the Superslab! Things happen quickly at 80!